Whipmanella

No Whipmen, past or present, were knowingly harmed (to any great extent) during the production of this pantomime. Any resemblance to persons residing in the West Linton area is purely intentional and LyneUp accepts no responsibility for any offence given or taken. We did ask most of them first.

Producer: Boyd Wild
Sound & Lighting: Steve Douglas aka Bob
Assistant Sound & Lighting: James Innes aka Bob Jr.
Costumes: Lucy Douglas
Stage Manager: Carrie Cleland
Assistant Stage Manager: Colin Robertson
Prompt: Julie Marie
Bar: John Swan
Rideout Technician: John Moore (well, he sawed the coconuts in half...)
Exotic Fruit & Vegetable Supplier: Shaz
Supplier of Naughty Boxes: Gregor MacGregor (luckily, he had one ready made, can't think why...)
Supplier of Whips: Ann Summers and the personal collections of various cast members
Bear Trainer: Carol Weir
Dalek Costumes: Sainsbury, Borders Region Refuse Collection Department

Cast

Big Rod, the Narrator: Mick Armstrong
Minor characters: Ian Darroch, Gareth Edwards, Andy Lanigan (Saturday), Frank Lethbridge, Andrew McKinna
Town Crier: David Bowie
Brainy Harold, Town Crier's Assistant: Louis Marie
Cedric, First Courtier: Sara Innes
Baldrick, Second Courtier: Michelle Norris
Alan Weir: Alan Weir
Mowbray Slap: Dave Suckling
Mowbray Slapper: Darina Dickey
Ella Small: Emma Harvey
Ericaceous Small: Deb Armstrong
Elasticated Small: Sandie Lloyd
Bob Small: Lucy Douglas
Fairy Whiplash: Glenda Meek
Celery Alliot: Fiona Wilcock
School Children: Maddi Douglas, Fraser Edwards, Anita Halliwell, 'Skippy' Hood, Jean Luc Marie, Zowie Thomson
The Inspector: Boyd Wild
Whipman President: Gregor MacGregor
Mrs Whipman President: Jacqui Halliwell
Sindy Slacken: Gaelle Misson
Fancy Flake: Fiona Ingram